Thursday, June 5, 2014

She Who Avoids Homework

So, I've been actively avoiding my blog, mostly, I had nothing to blog about. Nobody wants to hear about my English boyfriend because that's what my twitter is for and now I'm actively avoiding my homework. I have it open, I'm looking at it, I've even thought about it twice but the idea of reading about Organizational Change makes me want to fight someone. I even forgot what class I'm in and every time my dad asks me if I'm in class, I blankly look at him and then it dawns on me, I do write something I mildly largely don't give a fuck about every Thursday and Monday. Whatever. Since I'm avoiding homework, I've decided to be a lazy bum and write Random Thoughts Wednesday. I'll write about my vacation to Vegas and DC later. Yes, I'm on vacation. I'm loving it.
  1. People who love to be around people all day confuse me. Don't people largely annoy you? Don't they drain your energy? Weird.
  2. I'm literally about to be 25 in four days and I am the most immature person in the room. I watch Adventure Time like I'm 12, I will beat someone down for a piece of cotton candy. I'm not an adult.
  3. I'm well aware I'm a douchebag, people pointing it out to me doesn't make me less of a douchebag. I'm not going to look myself in the mirror, have an epiphany then change my ways. I've been an asshole for almost 25 years, I'm never changing and if I do change, it'll be so slight you'd prob still think I'm an asshole. 
  4. Slut-shaming and body-shaming should be banned. Women who do both to other women, you should be punched. It's not cool to say 'oh you look so skinny and disgusting' or 'you're a whore because you enjoy sex'. Your opinion of people's personal life does not or will NEVER matter. Mind your own business. Jesh.
  5. People who are flabbergasted that other people don't believe nor want to follow your suck. Once again, your opinion about someone else's personal life will never matter. Don't be upset because someone decided to have an abortion because it's against YOUR religion. It's their body, chances are, they're going through a hard time, be a good person and be there for them. Don't tell them how you wouldn't have an abortion because it's not in God's plan. It's rude and hurtful. 
  6. Since I've bought Beats headphones, I've became more obsessed with Youtube than I've ever been before. I've decided Akilah is my spirit animal and everyone should watch her YouTube channel, fall in love with her like I did. That sounded so creepy but she honestly reminds me of my friend AJ. I miss that broad.
  7. Bitch has to be my favorite word. I don't mean for it to come out but suddenly, I'm talking to my friends, I'm telling a story. Someone tells me something I don't like then I turn around and yell "BITCH, YOU DON'T KNOW MY LIFE!" Like word? Word.
  8. Is it petty when every time my British boyfriend and I get into a spat, I go "I'm American"?? Probably.
  9. I want a cockapoo or a frenchie so bad. It's insane.
  10. Yesterday I had a dream about french toast, I could taste it on my tongue. I'm just going to go ahead and call it a nightmare, considering I woke up before I could swallow the french toast plus I literally didn't have the ingredients to make french toast later. Fuck. My. Life.
Random? Whatever. I needed to blog and blog like a normal person. I did it, guys. I've conquered something. Gemini nation...wait, what?


  1. #1= almost exact definition of introversion, love it! Haha. And for #2...right there with you. I don't think anyone ever grows up or feels like an adult. I definitely don't, nayw

    1. Definitely, I think we will always feel like a child!

  2. I don't think we'll ever feel like adults to be honest. And now I want French toast!

    1. Believe it or not I still haven't had any! Don't go to Buzzfeed's food section, seriously, salvia will be pouring on your computer. It's like food porn!


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