WTF Wednesday

My European vacation is still going on and thankfully, Thursday next week I'll be back to my tropical island where booty shorts will see the light of day again. Anyway, let me tell you what this week has taught me.

1. Sometimes being honest is okay. Sometimes, not all the time, now isn't the time to tell your friend that she may or may not be crazy, your sister is driving you beyond bonkers or that you would rather jump off a bridge than to spend another waking second with someone. I said being honest, not brutally and suicidally honest, there's a thin line between honesty and pure lies and good intentions. You pick.

2. There are assholes in every country. I stepped off the plane in Germany, almost jumped over the counter and started bashing the customs dude over the head. The only thing that stopped me from ripping his shirt off his back and shoving it down his throat was "I do not want to go to jail today".

3. Don't you EVER pick up the book "He's Not that Into You", I literally read one nsert and I was like recalling every instance that he wasn't that into me. Remember when he wouldn't add you as an ally on some Facebook game? Those scars never fade, I'm telling you that…

4. Why do people assume that you're depressed if you don't walk around with a smile on your face all day? I'm pretty damn happy, don't believe me? Ask my awesome friends.

5. Hate when people send me messages on Facebook like "OMG, I can't wait until you get back, i have some scandalous stuff to tell you". If you know me, you know there's two things I can't do, wait and wait to hear a good story. If it's so good, tell me now, if it's not and I have to wait 8 days to hear it, I will punch you in the face. Probably not, but I'll think about it. Long and hard.

6. I hate being cold. Why was cold invented? To make tropical islands near the beach more bad ass? I have no idea.

7. Awkward Black Girl on Youtube is literally the story of my life. 

And there you have it.