Friday, October 7, 2011

Random Thoughts

Here's the random things that's been going through my head this week.
  • This week I was pretty sure people smoked crack, came into work and decided to make decisions then hoped for the best. Idiocy is hard to handle, especially five days a week.
  • I'm kind of terrified that my sister is going to run into one of my many heathen friends who blows my cover. Due to my European Excursion, my sister is convinced that I am a saint. 
  • Sometimes I think people wake up to annoy me, Wednesday, a friend texted me to ask me what time it was. Isn't there a clock on your phone? Are you high?
  • I am glad I've met someone who makes me seem tamed but she's better at hiding the fact that she's absolutely scandalous. Her words "I'm a dirtbag in disguise, nobody suspects me because I'm soft spoken". Truer words never been spoken.

Anywhoo!! I've gotten real proof that people actually like my blog, sometimes I go through periods where I'm like "is my life interesting enough that people want to read about"? I guess so people are addicted to stripper like train wrecks, yay

The Rules: Thank the person who gave you the award and link back to their site, award 10 other bloggers, fill out the surgery below and share 7 random facts about yourself. Carrymel thanks for being bad ass and gracing me with this awards!

Share random things about myself: Toilets skeeves me out. Every place I've been stationed at I've been referred to as "Ashley, the black girl who did something epically crazy". I was NOT that bad in high school. I'm in the Air Force. I have over a hundred books on my kindle that I got for Christmas last year (no lie). 

Answer the following questions:
Fav. Color: Pink
Fav. Song: 'Everything is Everything' by Phoenix
Fav. Dessert: Rice krispy treats
Biggest Pet Peeve: Misspelling simple words, I'm not saying you have to know how to spell all the words in the dictionary but you should know by now that a lot is not spelled "allot" 
When you are upset you: Write about it or call my mom
Fav. Pet: Brown maltipoo (the kind Blake Lively has)
Black or white: I'm confused?
Biggest Fear: Getting acid thrown in my face like the girl on Oprah
Best Feature: My eyes
Every attitude: Just be confident, happy and work hard. Success will sure to follow.
What is perfection?: There's no such thing as perfection, but my definition of perfection.
Guilty Pleasure: A dirty erotic paranormal romance books and historical romances. 

Give the award the 10 other bloggers:

Monday morning or night I'll post the regular epicness.


  1. Congrats on your award! I'm discriminating with my shirts also..."if it ain't tight, it ain't right". ;)

  2. Laughed at the covering up boobs thing. I unfortunately don't have that problem..

    Congrats on the award!

    Cherie @ Refractions

  3. Oh, Ashley lol. I pick fights (that I know I'll win) whenever I have a good comeback too. I don't wanna waste it, ya know?

    That friend who sent you a text for the time, needs to sit down. In the amount of time it took to text that you SURELY could have found a clock. I'm positive of that.

    & you're welcome, mama! :)

  4. THANK YOU for the award, love! Very honored. :)


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